EROS.EXE PREMIUM OVERSIZED TSHIRT

Premium fabric meets luxury feeling

The EROS.EXE 2026 Oversized T-Shirt is not a Valentine's Day design.
It's a system error on the fabric.

Love as a program.
Feelings as code.
And the middle finger as an example.
For all those who no longer believe in romance, but see through it.

➤ 100% carded cotton - soft and breathable.
➤ Technically sound: dyed throughout and pre-shrunk. In practical terms, this means: no fading, no shrinkage.
➤ Attention to detail: wide neckline for casual elegance.
➤ Set-back shoulders & wide neckline for a perfect fit.

Fit:

➤ Relaxed, broad, self-confident - that's how you carry yourself.

Care instructions:

➤ Wash cold & inside out - like your ex.
➤ Fabric softener? Nope.
➤ Use dryer on low power only - or air dry.
➤ Iron inside only - keep your fingers away from the print.
➤ Chemistry? Not with us.

Colors may appear false on the screen - but the middle finger is always there.

Patience is sexy - just like your style.

Delivery times:
➤ European Union: 4-9 working days
➤ USA: 8-11 business days
➤ Canada: 13 working days

Shipping costs easily arranged:
➤ From €39 order value, anywhere: We pay - you chill
➤ Orders under €39: €4.50 shipping - treat yourself to less coffee and drink water instead. It's healthier anyway.

And yes: tracking is of course included. Stalk your package like it should be.