ALPACALYPSE PREMIUM T-SHIRT

Quality that fits perfectly. Comfort that captivates. And you'll be saving the world along the way.

ALPAKALYPSE Premium T-Shirt - as comfortable as your favorite shirt, but with the power of an alpaca storm. Put it on. Show your attitude. Conquer the world.

➤ 100% organic cotton - no plastic waste
➤ Smooth single jersey - feels too good
➤ Set-in sleeves - fits perfectly, doesn't wobble
➤ Ribbed collar - can withstand whatever you have planned
➤ Double seams - because we mean it
➤ Clean neckline - nice on the inside too
➤ Thanks to the organic cotton content, the fabric of this product has received certification according to GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard).
➤ The fabric of this product is certified according to OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and PETA-Approved Vegan.

Fit:
➤ EU Size: Medium Fit - regular fit
➤ Not a US fit: If you're from the States, take a size up.

Care instructions:
➤ Wash cold & inside out - gently, but with poise.
➤ No fabric softener. No chlorine. No bullshit.
➤ Dryer low or Air & Freedom.
➤ Iron only the inside - never the print.
➤ Chemistry? Forget it.

Who cares? Colors might look different on your screen – but one thing remains: the middle finger is always perfectly positioned. 🔥

Patience is sexy - just like your style.

Delivery times:
➤ European Union: 4-10 working days
➤ USA: 8-11 business days
➤ Canada: 13 working days

Shipping costs easily arranged:
➤ From €39 order value, anywhere: We pay - you chill
➤ Orders under €39: €4.50 shipping - treat yourself to less coffee and drink water instead. It's healthier anyway 😜

And yes: tracking is of course included. Stalk your package like it should be.